Do you happen to remember a specific URL for it so the wayback machine might help?

Most are filled with numbers and more backslashes than a cheesy horror, but schizobollocks.tumblr.com would be easy enough to remember

Playtime is over. The time for feeding the beast is now.

Lie and live in fantasy all you want, but dont let your child in on it. They’ll stitch you up every time.

Fuxking love grandmas energy in the 2nd panel. Really captures the feeling of 90s internet

The Kinect was the tits and I’m still cross about how they killed it.

Theres always next saturday

Ads in games is almost the only thing keeping me on the xbox and away from “free” mobile games.

Take that away from me. See how it goes for us.

When i was heavy heavy jobseeking, just applying for everything and anything, I was sending about 200 applications a week and getting about 3 rejection letters/emails a week.

Then one day I received a hand-written letter. With a paid stamp. Lovely cursive writing. Hand drawn picture of a flower in the corner. Hand-written motherfucking rejection letter from a florist 2 towns over. Full A4 page. Im still baffled. Why put in that much effort?

Here in the UK “normal workers” dont even do that. Your employer does it all for you and you just get told about it in your payslip.

[Here’s how much you earned.]

~[Here’s a bit of tax.] [Here’s a bit of other tax] [Here’s a bit of national insurance] [Here’s a bit of pension contributions] [Here’s some other numbers that I cant even remember because I never bother looking] [boring stuff really] [you should probably look at this but who gives a shit its boring]~

[Heres what youre actually getting!]

The Luddites were the stupid ones who simply lashed out because they didnt understand the new tech.

Its 100% nostalgia. Unless they change quite a lot of how the game actually works, the game kinda sucks now.

It was beyond incredible for its time, and has earned its spot in the all-time hall of fame, but you won’t be able to get kids of today to actually enjoy it.

My dad had about 5 women on the go at once, then one eventually nagged him into making a facebook account. He didnt realise how public it was, and they all found out about eachother overnight.

He was a hero for about 2 seconds

We could be men with ven

If this rubs on my laptop

E : I see the typo. I ain’t fixing it.

as far as I know

Good work boys, he doesnt suspect a thing.

God fucking damn it. I was so excited for stuff like this to come out so I could finally have a real life HUD, maybe a Crazy Taxi arrow showing the direction I should be heading, and of course it turns into a weaponised dystopia product before I can even begin to afford one.

Edit : my frustration was after reading your link. Good job to you for getting shit done about it! Had to make a quick edit there the tone looked wrong.

I used to have a recurring nightmare where I was being hunted by something that was basically the liquid terminator, taking the form of loved ones to come and kill me. I always knew it wasn’t my family member or friend, because something about the situation always gave it away, but I could never let it know that I knew, and always had to find excuses to keep a bit of distance or get near the exit without letting on.

Pinch your nose so you cant breathe through it. If you can still breathe even though you’re plugged up tight, you’re dreaming baby. Note : might not work with a cold.

Also you can check the time, and see if it stays the same when you check it again.

Also mirrors. You look fucked in a mirror if you’re dreaming.

Also “lOoK FoR tHe ReD bAAaLllLlL”. I sarcasmatyped that one because it keeps coming up in tropes and its never once worked for me.

Its been every year since I’ve been aware of the concept

Company newsletter : Fantastic news everyone! We’ve broken the record for highest profit growth again and we couldnt have done it withou5 your help! Here’s to another amazing year!

Meeting a week later : its no secret the economy is in trouble, and we’re not immune either, there will be no bonuses or raises, and we will have to start looking at cutbacks