Similarly the Terminator is ceaseless but does run, jump, climb etc. Our own hunting strategy, but perfected by machines. Even more tireless and persistent.

Hank Hill

Human (and animal) blood and eggs can also both be used in place of Styrofoam to gelify fuel for molotovs.

We sprayed hair spray on our hands, lit them, and did flaming high fives.

I see a lot of similar stories here about wandering free and living like feral kids but I want to second making homemade Explosives from hobby shop Rocket engines.

Will second soy sauce on ice cream. I learned this at a Chinese buffet that had a soft serve machine and absolutely no dessert toppings.

Afternoon Delight

I forgot what meme I was looking at and how obvious this was lol, I thought I was so clever for reading it that way the first time.

In Oregon you don’t need any certifications whatsoever to call yourself an engineer. I have referred to myself as a waste disposal and sanitary engineer (washing dishes) jokingly, but I bet someone more clever than me could spice their real CV up quite a bit just by creatively titling their previous positions.

Portland OR has more strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the US. During covid when clubs were closed dancers were driving for a door dash service called Boober Eats.

Oh no. Not again.

I am a winemaker in the Pacific Northwest. I sample wines a lot throughout the day but mostly I spit, I still catch a bit of a buzz sometimes though. Sometimes during harvest when we’re working long days outside I’ll have a beer or two. We celebrate the start and end of harvest with champagne. When I work wine tasting events I look forward to trying wines from other local wineries, I usually have a fair number of tastes throughout the event. I think I actually drink more at work than I do at home.

My dog is extremely jealous of me petting other dogs but a total cuddle slut with other people. Toxic double standard.

I’m more interested in what you’re doing with your step dads shit.

If you’re good and share your weed, The Weed Fairy comes in times of need. If you’re bad and don’t share a bit, The Weed Fairy comes to jack your shit.

Clear projection here.