David the Gnome and Flight of Dragons

It’s mildly flooding in my area right now so I just watched Rock A Doodle the other day, one of my faves as a kid.

When I used to work in the home electronics department of a department store we had a bin of cheap dvds, price as marked. People would come through and organize them as they browsed and throughout the day the bin would get more and more organized. We were told they sold better if people had to rifle through them, so we had to periodically mix them back up.

My beagle started her life working with me at a dispensary. She got lots of attention from all our customers. She hurt her leg somehow, maybe it was just growing pains, and she had a bit of a limp for a few days. She realized she was getting extra sympathy and attention because of her injury so she started faking it after it healed. She would hear the door, come running out of the office, jump up on her hind legs and get love. Then when the customer turned their attention to me, the budtender, my dog would turn around, whine, and start limping away so they would start petting her again.

In the original picture the ring isn’t copper. The word copper is also edited. It was changed to copper for the Ea Nasir joke.

It is so great absolutely NEVER running into someone from high school.

Benny Lava is my jam

https://youtu.be/sdyC1BrQd6g

Came here to say shower mango. I prefer mine slightly frozen. Peaches too. Hot shower, cold fruit, no mess, no cleanup, plus the hot humid air makes the shower smell super strongly of fruit.

Not sure you know what you’re talking about.

https://youtu.be/qzTwBQniLSc

Timothy by The Buoys is a very happy song about men trapped in a mine collapse cannibalizing each other to survive.

Similarly the Terminator is ceaseless but does run, jump, climb etc. Our own hunting strategy, but perfected by machines. Even more tireless and persistent.

Hank Hill

Human (and animal) blood and eggs can also both be used in place of Styrofoam to gelify fuel for molotovs.

We sprayed hair spray on our hands, lit them, and did flaming high fives.

I see a lot of similar stories here about wandering free and living like feral kids but I want to second making homemade Explosives from hobby shop Rocket engines.

Will second soy sauce on ice cream. I learned this at a Chinese buffet that had a soft serve machine and absolutely no dessert toppings.

Afternoon Delight

I forgot what meme I was looking at and how obvious this was lol, I thought I was so clever for reading it that way the first time.

In Oregon you don’t need any certifications whatsoever to call yourself an engineer. I have referred to myself as a waste disposal and sanitary engineer (washing dishes) jokingly, but I bet someone more clever than me could spice their real CV up quite a bit just by creatively titling their previous positions.