https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines

Was curious and started reading on their mating habits and it’s not wrong…

Yo mama so fat she outweighs the needs of the many.

The crab of the insect world?

https://i.imgur.com/mahv7do.mp4

If you’re lazy or don’t have the tools the ikea doll bed is a decent replacement.

They make more profit from monetizing water

As long as line go up next quarter. That’s as far into the future they care about.

Ya rly?

I posted the artist name as a top level comment.

If you’re looking for more the source is Satoshi Kawasaki books “Exchanging bodies with animals”. Might have better luck finding a webpage if you can read Japanese. There’s definitely more nightmare fuel out there to find, the search term “Satoshi Kawasaki animals as human” should get you some hits.

There’s a good Malcolm in the middle opening where Hal does this.

Fig. 1 magnetization of squid prior to hentai filming

The last thermal maximum had rain forests at the poles and it was estimated that carbon was being emitted far more slowly. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldLBoErAhz4

THE ANCESTORS OF THESE WALKING MOTHERFUCKERS IS WHY I HAVE TO PAY TAXES NOW

Weirdly their ancestors weren’t intimidated when it came to colonizing and stealing their land.

TBF you’d have to be truly mentally unwell to be smiling in these times. /s

You can get them with a flamethrower… https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/

Sounds like you need