On the other hand, a lot of people are learning how important a tested backup strategy is.

Sometimes paleontology isn’t the best career, but it’s a solid number 2.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-robert-maxwell-how-ghislaine-274165028/

Not quite what you want but Flohmarkt (flea market in German) is federated. https://codeberg.org/flohmarkt/flohmarkt

Have you ever told an engineer not to build something overdesigned and fun to do?

Yo’ mama so fat she thinks uranium is just a light snack.

I’m ready to be hurt again.

Can’t you buy another copy as a gift on some stores (thinking steam here)?

The latest slop ad has sloths and pandas. Don’t recall if it has penguins too but probably.

The latest Coca Cola slop ad probably.

Best I can do is a creepy-ass remote operated robot that’s supposed to do your chores.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bony-eared_assfish

Ok but if it gets so good it replaces all the employees, how do people have enough money to pay for their services?

Depends on your paranoia/fault tolerance level. In general some form of the 3-2-1 backup rule. Personally I use arqbackup:

1. Local live copy
2. Hourly differential backups to another network share
3. Hourly differential backups to an s3 compatible bucket with object lock and versioning so malware can’t wipe the latest 3 months or so.

Edit: I also forgot, 2 and 3 don’t exist unless you’ve verified that you can restore from them recently.

Was going to recommend the dollop episode on him if it wasn’t already.

Do you have the rumblies that only hands can satisfy?

But the yearly list is so entertaining. https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5