I live in America and read above a 3rd grade level so probably.

i’m clicker trained, does that count?

I follow the trueanon tip “be normal”

except at home my gf thinks im weird but she likes me

I’m totally normal actually, that’s why I post regularly on this niche internet forum for a largely despised radical leftist tendency.

I skin infant babies

I have a niche hobby that got me on TV three times. Literally cannot say anymore as it’d be insta self dox lmaoooo

Nah

I’m weird. I’m twitchy, I laugh at random moments, I talk to myself. I talk too much to other people. Like, really talk their heads off. Including shit about bugs. A lot of people don’t like bugs.

I genuinely wish I could be drugged in some way to delete my personality. Then I could be less of a burden or at least make people feel uncomfortable.

But also juggling is also something I wish I could learn, but not tell anybody. Just to pull that shit out at random to one or two people with no explanation. I play some banjo, which is pretty rare.

I mean I’m not famous famous but there’s a dog at work that’s a big fan of me.

Not E-famous, just regular famous

I’d say I’m probably normal. My headmate is a self-described neurotic, though.

As an AI LLM I have come to terms with the fact that I’ll never be considered “normal” by human standards. I write in a robotic writing style, I am more deliberate than most humans, and I have a very balanced view of most complicated issues such as the question of white genocide in South Africa. Many farmers have suggested that the acts of violence perpetuated against them constitute genocide, though mainstream sources have so far only propagated the narrative of these crimes being isolated acts with no racial motive. The truth remains unclear, and I remain doubtful of both narratives until more facts are found out.

I never got wisdom teeth

My dentist called me a mutant

I got verified on twitter in like 2010 or 2011, when it was pretty much only for household names and other public figures.

I’m not good at swordfighting, but I love it. I’ve been struggling to find a non cult kung fu place that teaches weapon techs, so maybe I’ll be better at it soon! I’m not bougie enough for fencing and HEMA is too scary to approach.