I think for me, its either:

(Ranked by most to least likely)

  1. Heart Attack
  2. Suicide (Probably by Jumping)
  3. Hit by a vehicle
  4. Murdered by a family member
    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Then, they need to write novels. Here are some suggestions to help them get started:

      To Code a Mockingbird

      Pride and Protocols

      The Git Gatsby

      The Old Man and the C

      Java Eyre

      Brave New Web

      The Lord of the Pings

      The Catcher in the GUI

      Crime and Compilation

      A Tale of Two Servers

      Wuthering .htaccess

      Anna Kernel-nina

      Great Exceptions