I think for me, its either:
(Ranked by most to least likely)
- Heart Attack
- Suicide (Probably by Jumping)
- Hit by a vehicle
- Murdered by a family member
Considering my bad luck, from very, very old age.
The way the world is going, it could be anything from starvation this decade to the eventual heat death of the universe.
I don’t expect heart disease will be the death sentence it is now in a few decades, barring a local or global collapse of civilisation.
Heart attack, stroke, blood clot, or bleeding out. Being on blood thinners, I’d say those are probably likely things that will kill me.
- Heart attack
- Liver disease
- russian bomb attack.
In no any particular order.
There’s a history of heart conditions on my dad’s side so probably that.
Most probably heart or vascular related ilness.
Old age in my sleep. Most people in my family have lived to be in their 90’s!
Suicide is your #2? Murdered specifically by a family member is higher than cancer?
Mate, do you need to talk?
Generally speaking, people are bad at understanding the odds/chances of something in the real world applying to them.
Everyone should be terrified of cancer, it’s the #1 killer. But nobody puts it on their list because it either feels obvious, or by not giving it the time of day people feel like they won’t “get it”. This sort of response from people is normal.
With that said, they specifically call out the way they’re going to commit suicide, so yeah, you’re still right to ask they’re doing ok…
Thinking the same thing.
Some clumsy act on my part spirals out of control like a final destination. All because I’m clumsy.
Trying to pet something I shouldn’t.
some preventable illness that was accelerated or induced by stress.
Like most autistic people.
I work in IT so absolutely something heart related.
Electrocuted by equipment belonging to the AHA?
Na, already been zapped at 240v mains voltage didn’t do much.
I would read a book about a mild-mannered IT expert who simply can’t be killed, but otherwise goes about their job normally.
Problem is if you work in IT long enough you aren’t mild mannered anymore because of how dumb people are and how no one listens to you.
I would also read a book about an IT expert that curses under their breath frequently.
That’s everyone in IT
Then, they need to write novels. Here are some suggestions to help them get started:
To Code a Mockingbird
Pride and Protocols
The Git Gatsby
The Old Man and the C
Java Eyre
Brave New Web
The Lord of the Pings
The Catcher in the GUI
Crime and Compilation
A Tale of Two Servers
Wuthering .htaccess
Anna Kernel-nina
Great Exceptions
some prick in an oversized truck
Or someone texting and driving.
I wanted to agree but then I remembered my last scooter accident had nothing to do with a bad car driver and everything to do with me getting distracted by dogs and crashing into a fence. Thankfully for everyone else and myself I stick to bike trails and try not to venture into real traffic.
Thankfully for me, suicide are far down my list. I hope. Going to a professional to get my headspace sorted is definitely worth it. It would be no. 1, 3 years ago.
I’d rate heart attack as most likely, and other blood circulation related disease. Any obesity related affliction too. Cancer is in there somewhere high since I have family members with some kind of cancer.
to much shit and piss
