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minus-squareKyrgizion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up110·1 month agoIf you’re stuck in traffic, you ARE the traffic.
minus-squareGinny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·1 month ago“Hi boss, I’ll be a bit late into work. I am traffic.”
minus-squareReginaPhalange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month ago“Hi boss, I’ll be a bit late into work. I’m stuck in me.”
minus-squaredestructdisc@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month ago“Goddammit Phalange, I don’t need to know what kinky shit you’re into. Go to the hospital if it’s that bad.”
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoCall your step-brother?
minus-squarefnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoYeah! Thanks! That’ll help. 🤣
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoSounds more like it’ll make you even more late.
minus-squaredestructdisc@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 month agoIf they even come at all, that is. 😏
minus-squareOscarRobin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month ago“I’m the main character and everyone else is the NPC traffic!”
If you’re stuck in traffic, you ARE the traffic.
“Hi boss, I’ll be a bit late into work. I am traffic.”
“Hi boss, I’ll be a bit late into work. I’m stuck in me.”
“Goddammit Phalange, I don’t need to know what kinky shit you’re into. Go to the hospital if it’s that bad.”
“Can’t. I’m stuck.”
Call your step-brother?
Yeah! Thanks! That’ll help. 🤣
Sounds more like it’ll make you even more late.
If they even come at all, that is. 😏
“I’m the main character and everyone else is the NPC traffic!”