Ok? I’m not a doctor, I have no idea what I’m looking at. So what was wrong with the dino?
No bones! Dino ain’t got no bones dagnabit!
No internal organs either! Looks like they were all scooped out, as if this dino was being prepared for mummification.
There’s also a clear fracture line in the chest. My guess is that’s where the chest pain was coming from.
This is all very suspect. What if it’s fake?
After all, there are fake doctors, so why not fake patients too? There’s also fake medicine, so all of it should work out perfectly.
Insane theories: 1
Regular theories: a billion
… and here’s your slightly irradiated kids toy back.
Wholesome until they get the $300 bill for it.
Money may not be able to buy everything, but it can buy wholesome. I want more money now.