Citing extensive property damage - the Governor of California, Gavin Newsom, proclaims “Trump is right in ordering National Guard to quell the riots” in Los Angeles County.
Journalists gathered around rare occurrence of a Dumpster Fire giving birth in captivity, marking a new milestone for the spieces preservation efforts.
Journalism
Whoever makes this trashcan look like absolute destruction of the city is guaranteed the next pulitzer prize!
Civil War
The first recorded event of fire
China.
The Oracle or Smellphi
“Riot.”
Dutch feminist amateur photography class knocks over an innocent asian man’s BBQ as Anakin Skywalker watches and posts picture on instagram captioned “America, 2025”
The next Marvel film
After extensive AI scraping of Reddit’s superhero movie posts - the title will be determined.
“It’s Fire.”
“What’s fire?”
“It’s Fire.”
“Who?”
“It’s Fire.”
“When?”
“It’s Fire.”
“Why?”
“It’s Fire.”
“No-no-no. What’s the title?”
“It’s Fire.”
“This is like Abbott and Costello.”
“What?”
Everything old is new again.
I’m usually good at these. I was guessing TIme Capsule.
Punxsutawney Phil traditions have evolved over time
Chaingun
