The first recorded event of fire
Chaingun
I heard your mixtape dropped
The next Marvel film
Journalists gathered around rare occurrence of a Dumpster Fire giving birth in captivity, marking a new milestone for the spieces preservation efforts.
I’m usually good at these. I was guessing TIme Capsule.
Citing extensive property damage - the Governor of California, Gavin Newsom, proclaims “Trump is right in ordering National Guard to quell the riots” in Los Angeles County.
Dutch feminist amateur photography class knocks over an innocent asian man’s BBQ as Anakin Skywalker watches and posts picture on instagram captioned “America, 2025”
Journalism
Whoever makes this trashcan look like absolute destruction of the city is guaranteed the next pulitzer prize!
Civil War
“Riot.”
The Oracle or Smellphi
