He’s either violating the laws of physics or he has a clone that lives on the other side of town.

My dog Charlie this morning for reference purposes:

Being a failed clone that was rejected from a science lab does explain why he is extremely stupid.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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    4 months ago

    the greatest warrior of the modern age

    No, that would be his housemate.

    She recently graduated from murdering small animals to trying to murder an old lady. She had a dog with her, but was talking with a neighbor and not paying attention as we walked by. My dog lunged at hers, her dog lunged back and pulled her down into the street and onto her back. She blamed her own dog, but we all know where the real blame lies.

    Where the real blame lies: