He’s so hilariously pathetic lol

Someone called out that this is literally the brand from 1984.

Would you look at that it’s real. Satire and politics are dying

Smells like the soiled diaper of a 79 year old man with dementia and orange skin.

“I peed in that”

-Eric

Has to be real because it seems so fucking absurd.

« Eau de toilette »

Smells like ketchup & overcooked beef

the hypocrisy makes me violent

Just placed an order for a large bottle of eau de moluments

Bet it smells like gasoline, piss, shit, spray tans, ketchup and a colon impacted with McDonalds and cholesterol.

I guess they’ve captured the aroma of dumpster fire.

I bet it smells like child rape and failure

I smell bullshit