The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

I’m really not a fan of the cops arguing that the cyclist was partly to blame, though, and a €1000 fine is pretty damn low for breaking someone’s leg and wrecking a good six months of their life.

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      gotta make sure to punch yourself in the face as you’re about to hit the ground, to give yourself some i-frames and thus cheekily negate the fall damage.

      or just outright parry the ground approaching you, dealing massive damage to the planet and even giving you some health back