These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.
Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.
Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog
What the Leeloo’s suspenders are those?
These are, and Im dead serious here, $1500 Oakley’s.
You’re not allowed to wear those unless you shave your head and put on a jump suit.
Tbh if you were to wear those and a lab coat, shaved head and a mustache you’d be a very, very crazy scientist
Make sure to get the kind without colored reflections. Mirrored might work, if you’re fit. Dark tinted is your best bet.
My eyes are very sensitive to light, so I’ve been using “Men in Black” - style wraparound sunglasses since the late 90’s.
I am a dad, but pretty much as far from conservative one can be. Where I live conservative dads do not tend to use these at all.
I think this is more of a geographic problem than a fashion problem.
Real 🙃
Alexa, play Darude - Sandstorm
Looks like the dude from Prodigy
Looks like dude from Home Movies
Coach McGurk.
😭😭
No
Just wear em but then don’t be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you’re an asshole and try to talk to you like you’re one of them.
My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he’s racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.
Is your partner Jeff Innocent? https://youtu.be/NdzFzg_YvGQ If not, maybe he’ll enjoy this
Wear whatever you want and try not to care about what other people think of it.
Oh hell yeah!
No.
Get some with color, conservatives are still afraid of being “gay”.
Or just don’t worry about it.
Just don’t wear them with a red hat.
Julbo cycling glasses. They’re also the best tint changing lens out there, but pricey, very pricey. They’ll look sport-dorky, which is it’s own weird vibe. I have these (got them on big sale) for cycling, hiking, and mountaineering. They have a non “cover” version that’s more normal looking, too.
You do end up looking like Adam Jensen though.
Well, Adam Jensen with a fancy new beak aug.
I wear these Ray-Bans with Costco’s transition driveway lenses.
i would clock those as conservative dad
no offense to you or your style lilbokchoy
No offense taken. I picked them because they fit the most comfortably for me.
My wife says I look like I’m on vacation this time of year because of how I dress in addition to the sunglasses.
Those are the most generic sunglasses I can imagine. I’m pretty certain they don’t say anything.
