The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Just Post@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago"What is my purpose?"lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square102fedilinkarrow-up1283arrow-down15
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minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·21 hours agoIt helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·21 hours agoWon’t let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
minus-squarelemmylommy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·19 hours agoError 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-217 hours ago- Harder! - What?? I mean Command not recognised, please seek help - What?
minus-squareProfessorProteus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·17 hours ago“The design is very human.” Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 hours agoWhen it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine
It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
Won’t let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze
- Harder!
- What?? I mean
Command not recognised, please seek help- What?
“The design is very human.”
Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine