Why does it have hands and a face?
Doubles for prostate exams
That was my immediate thought, why this fuckin thing need to grab anything.
“Hey, baby, want to increase your social credit score? 😉”
Wrong china
Fair point!
. . But does the Peebot know that.
Now the flowers will grow.
Does it sob while you’re using it?
Lost opportuntiy to not have you pee inside the robots big gaping mouth with a screen on top
If he gives a hand I’ll buy that.
Suddenly passing butter doesn’t seem like such a terrible destiny
To laugh and talk shit about people pee pee.
“Please assume the position.”
What are the arms for?
I thought that said Ubisoft. Now I’m disappointed that it doesn’t say Ubisoft.☹️ Ubisoft urinal would go hard.
Ubisoft is already paying devs to make piss, we dont need to give it to them for free.
I’d love pissing on ubisoft
It would identify you as a customer and pee all over you.
Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?
Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.
We will have another robot to take the leak and analyse it.
Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning
That is to help with the seamen sample collection, obviously.
SailorsOnly
Just like ordinary urinals.
It flushes the urine
How do they prevent cross-contamination ?
Why does it have arms, Taiwan? Why does the piss-bot have arms!?
it moonlights at the fertility clinic.
To hold my beer.
to help one aim properly.
I mean, did they need to make it person shaped…?
I know, at least let me pee in its mouth…
Or give it tits, which somehow would make it less weird? I think?
Wait, you don’t piss on your medical professional when taking samples?
Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?
They’re going to wonder why the face gets sprayed so often…
The hands are so it can do sperm samples
See, that design isnt very human. I do like the grips though, that feels important.
And prostate exams.
Often at the same time!
… where can one buy such an … assistant?
Has anyone confirmed it’s not a person in a costume? 👀
It really, really didn’t need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.
What animal did you want?
Nobody said it has to be an animal. It could also be a plant. Or an upscaled model of a prokaryote.
As long as it has a gaping hole and a look of vague recognitioning of something’s a little off asking “but… Why?”
Is “none” an animal?
Sea urchin
How civilized
Well it’s a robot. Duh. This is what robots look like.
Taiwan makes everything anthropomorphic! They’ve got an anthropomorphic version of the mass damper on top of the Taipei 101:
They probably could’ve just made a mascot version of this robot but… eh.
I wonder if the helmet visor is functional.
I have been told its FULLY functional.
Settle down Dr Soong, let’s get those ethical subroutines ironed out first.
I really hope it has nice and distinguished buttocks, like really caked up, a real piss storage unit back there with an extra wheel just to support each cheek.
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