Ditch the pet. As much as I used to love animals, I now see them as a ridiculous expensive hobby and unethical.

I don’t picture myself at 80 scooping litter, stepping in vomit, brushing a cat every two days, having hair everywhere, having the cat take a crap while I’m preparing my food (every damn time), having the cat fart in my face every morning when I don’t get up quick enough for its tastes, buying expensive food because the intense flavorings they use make the cat refuse store brand food, having to get expensive vet check ups, the medications, the city wanting medallions, etc

I can’t even imagine having to drag a dog outside and picking up warm shits, the smell…