Ban rulers, speedometers, fuel gauges and pressure sensors! Cook meat on a gut feeling! Destroy all cups! Long dresses for all so we can’t see feet! YAAARGH!
Anyone who needs a thermometer to cook meat is either a minimum-wage flunky who can’t find their ass with both hands and a map, or shouldn’t be cooking meat at all.
Ban rulers, speedometers, fuel gauges and pressure sensors! Cook meat on a gut feeling! Destroy all cups! Long dresses for all so we can’t see feet! YAAARGH!
Anyone who needs a thermometer to cook meat is either a minimum-wage flunky who can’t find their ass with both hands and a map, or shouldn’t be cooking meat at all.