• nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    You do realize that to maintain the natural balance there need to be billions of bacteriagirls for every beaver girl

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          6 hours ago

          Am bacteria girl
          In bacteria wo-orld
          Life micros-copic
          It’s fantastic

          You see me in hair.
          And find me every-where.
          With mutation, life is mine formation.

          The word barbie rhymes with bacteria in Turkish btw.
          Don’t read last part as song in your head.

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            Nope, barbie girl by aqua. If you’re lucky enough to have never heard it don’t look it up, you’ll never un-hear it.

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              23 hours ago

              Yep, instant recall of… apparently a core memory.

              You can touch my hair, undress me everywhere~!

              Come on Barbie lets go party.

              I wanted to attempt to somehow rewrite it to be bacterial themed, but … I don’t know enough microbial vocab, and every bit I do know has way too many syllables.

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          23 hours ago

          I mean, its all perfomative at that point, right?

          Unless there is some lore I am unaware of… isn’t a slimegirl basically a Ditto?

          More transhuman than transgender at that point.