- From NBC on Reddit
Putin riding in the frickin Beast, are u fckn kidding me?
He who drinks with the enemy while his ally bleeds is no hero but a fool. You grant him honor while he seeks to burn your and your ally’s home. No word of peace holds meaning while his sword is still raised against those who stand with you.
I can take out the trash all night.
Reddit
We don’t have anywhere near the trash reddit does, but that doesn’t mean we tolerate it.
Reddit would just be:
I’m at least going to tell you why something got removed.
A message about how the thread is locked because “y’all can’t behave” would be the cherry on top of this
I’m never going to lock a thread because it’s “too hard to moderate”, reddit does that all the time and I consider that to be giant pussy mod behavior.
Yeah agreed on that one
Hey, what’s the shortest ban you can give someone? I wanna set a record.
Do you realize how much effort this takes?
None. At all. Bu-ban, unban. :)
Fastest permaban I did was on a spam account. Caught it within 7 minutes of account creation and posting.
Fastest ban I’ve seen was done by an admin on one of those hundreds of “Anti-Yanks” accounts. Banned instantly on creation. They didn’t even get to post.
Oh my god, that’s genuinely made my entire week. I’m crying with laughter right now.
I don’t know what it is about subversive behavior appearing in official documentation that amuses me so much.