(I swear we had a dating comm at one point)

  • Red_October [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    Congratulations on not doing sex, comrade! Doing sex leaves you vulnerable to many bourgeois manipulation tactics. In the days of the USSR, you would have been a valuable spy for your invulnerability to imperialist spy-vixens. Unlike that twat James Bond.

    • booty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      Hey, don’t make so many assumptions. I’ve never done a sex but if any imperialist spy-vixen wants to be forward enough I’m in

      I’m not going to give away any secrets though, just think of me like our boy castro-stuff