Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days agoWe rapturing today, or is it tomorrow?message-squaremessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareWe rapturing today, or is it tomorrow?Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square35linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-212 days agoWhy would they want the money either? edit: yeah I forgot that in American Prot Heaven if you’re rich you get 72 virgin wives
minus-squarepiccolo [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·12 days agoWell, obviously, money is a Christian sign of virtue, it’s the Protestant way! How else are you going to atone for your sins?
minus-squareFunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 days agoAnCap Martin Luther be like: paid indulgences are Socialist unless they may be exchanged on a free market
minus-square30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·12 days agoIndulgences are fine as long as they’re paid in bearer bonds
minus-squareGrafZahl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 days agoDamn i thought it was supposed to be wealth in general, but maybe Dollar has a better exchange rate than property in the afterlife.
minus-squarethelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·12 days agoidk how the evangelical mind works but i guess some has to do with the fact that they hate giving out free stuff
Why would they want the money either?
edit: yeah I forgot that in American Prot Heaven if you’re rich you get 72 virgin wives
Well, obviously, money is a Christian sign of virtue, it’s the Protestant way! How else are you going to atone for your sins?
AnCap Martin Luther be like: paid indulgences are Socialist unless they may be exchanged on a free market
Indulgences are fine as long as they’re paid in bearer bonds
Damn i thought it was supposed to be wealth in general, but maybe Dollar has a better exchange rate than property in the afterlife.
idk how the evangelical mind works but i guess some has to do with the fact that they hate giving out free stuff