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it depends on your timezone god’s a lil freaky like that
That’s right we never found out if the man upstairs respects international date lines
ok but did he make sure to grab the latest version of the tzdata database? Otherwise some people are gonna be a little surprised.
Between 23th-24th
Apparently some evangelicals have been selling their stuff for cheap because “the wont need them anymore” the fall out of that on the 25th is going to be really funny
Why would they want the money either?
edit: yeah I forgot that in American Prot Heaven if you’re rich you get 72 virgin wives
Well, obviously, money is a Christian sign of virtue, it’s the Protestant way! How else are you going to atone for your sins?
AnCap Martin Luther be like: paid indulgences are Socialist unless they may be exchanged on a free market
Indulgences are fine as long as they’re paid in bearer bonds
Damn i thought it was supposed to be wealth in general, but maybe Dollar has a better exchange rate than property in the afterlife.
idk how the evangelical mind works but i guess some has to do with the fact that they hate giving out free stuff
I’d almost be willing to make a TikTok account just to watch their posts on the 25th. Almost.
I’m already in the sky
hell yeah fly high
I plan on staying with the cool kids
my mom is still on earth so either its a lie or she’s a sinner
It’s both!
well she was pregnant with me before marriage, so hah!
I don’t think we’re so fortunate, not even the gods want their followers.
If I was a god I’d be looking for a nuke and reinstall or smth
My response would just be
and then knowing me I’d just let the sim run out of morbid curiosity of how bad it could get.I gotta be real with you if I were omnipotent I would simply erase all evil in the universe and create a utopia
Yea but no struggle so things don’t develop as fully as they could, not enough use of polylectics. Then you-they can all stare
recursively at yourselves and all around you. Eventually it’d get better right, if not during the next big boring period play with physics of that universe.
go big or go home
Basically the plot of the game No Man’s Sky
Okay where did this whole rapture thing come from? Everyone is memeing about it but idk what the heck provoked it.
south african church head said the rapture was gonna happen, a woman in south africa who is a follower of him would make a 176 page manifesto that she would send to the company she was interning at.
the company being world wide alot of people saw the evangelical email about the rapture and the 176 page manifesto.
American christians getting to heaven like: No it’s fine, I just didn’t think it would be South African
That depends on what kind of South African we are talking about.
"Oh dang I forgot to check my work email yesterday, well I’m sure there’s nothing import…
…the fuck?"
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It’s all The Rapture is tomorrow and the Crow Boy Who’s Job is to Destroy Plastic
Apparently a Christian pastor in African said back in July that either today or tomorrow was the day. Some TikTok dinguses found the vid or whatever, took the ball and ran with it.
Oh shit are we getting a Seventh Day Adventist 2.0!
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewerjust whenever I feel up to it really
i thought it was 125 years ago
