Coprolite makes a great insult. I’m sure we can all think of some prominent fossilized turds.
Of course real coprolites are wealth of information and a welcome find, unlikely the fucking coprolites who seized control of the US.
oh, he’s definitely not fossilized. you can watch him ooze in the afternoon sun during summer.
Coprolits and Velocirraptors mainly
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it helped me, because I have no idea what those are, but that line really solidified that it was a dad joke. I’m also a few beers in atm.
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woo! you earned it!
If the post didn’t make it clear it’s a pun, I wouldn’t have noticed it.
I’ll admit it took me longer than it should have to figure out what a coprolite is, but at least I figured it out before googling it.
Google “Jorvik coprolite”
been consuming too much coproganda, have you
Why are they called coprolites? Mine is actually quite heavy
I know its a joke, but English dropped the h. From greek lithos, stone.
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I wish this had been posted yesterday. I could have made som many Microsoft 365 Corprolite app jokes
The only reason I knew what this is, is because of No Man’s Sky.
Animal Crossing for me
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They burn great, especially with their carbon suits on
