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    20 hours ago

    I think that credits them with having a coherent plan besides “MOREEEE! MOOOOOOORE!!!”

    They want people to have more kids… but only white kids… but not only white kids, because they need to maintain the school-to-prison pipeline… but they don’t want anyone to have enough money to want to have kids, except them… but it’s okay, the humanoid robots will be slaves instead… but the humanoid robots don’t actually work and are just piloted by people from India, one of the few industrialized countries which doesn’t have an aging population… but clearly there’s nothing we could learn from them, so maybe if we offered broke Americans $2,000 to have a baby… what do you mean $2,000 isn’t enough to raise a baby, how many pencils could they really need… what do you mean baby formula plants are closing because babies aren’t profitable enough because no one is having babies because we’re taking all the money… clearly the solution is to ban abortion… but wait, I don’t actually want that to apply to us rich assholes… so state-by-state abortion bans… but wait not enough states are voting to ban abortion…

    clearly the solution is to bomb Iran