• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    pick up a pocket trumpet

    Are you absolutely certain this isn’t a weird euphemism for masturbation? Because it sure seems like one!

    pick up my skull from high school

    Were you in a very faithful production of Hamlet or did you just collect bones? 🤔