• Arghblarg@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Oh no, my very sharp keys fell hard onto that screen, tragically cracking it.

    Wait, that might look obvious from security cameras. I’m sure there’s a substance one could (accidentally) discreetly smear onto it that would destroy the display.