I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
Fuck I said the same thing with seagulls lol
I hate that the joke makes me laugh, but I think it’s mostly because my spouse hates it, so I just look at the birds if I see them now, and shes like NO!