• D_C@sh.itjust.works
    3·
    19 hours ago

    I put it you, picture taker, that the innocent dog owner sat down and then you, picture taker, moved over to the dog. How do you plead?

    For further evidence I will put forward an expert witness… ME. Whenever I see dogs I always try to go to them and make friends (slowly, and carefully, of course)

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
      91·
      1 day ago

      If there is a god, I have only one question for them.

      First, I’d show them a news website from literally any day on Earth. Then I’d ask my question to the supposed all knowing master supreme being with a divine plan. I’d ask…

      WHAT THE FUCK???!!!

      • Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com
        7·
        1 day ago

        God would look upon you and the light of wisdom would fill your heart as he spoke," my son with all that pornography why would you chase the devils politics."

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
          3·
          1 day ago

          Because

          gestures broadly towards all of existence

          all THIS is happening! I’m legitimately worried that several historically free nations are becoming if not already become fascist states. Possibly with labor and/or concentration camps.

          Porn is cool and all, but…I don’t like nazis.