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tomiant@piefed.socialBanned to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前

The mouth is a sphincter. It is connected directly to your anus. The mouth is your face anus.

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The mouth is a sphincter. It is connected directly to your anus. The mouth is your face anus.

tomiant@piefed.socialBanned to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前
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  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social
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    Your mouth is directly connected to your anus the same way New York is directly connected to Miami.

    • homes@piefed.world
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      My mouth is not connected to my anus by I-95

      As a resident of both New York City and Orlando, and a frequent traveler of i-95, just… No

      • tomiant@piefed.socialBannedOP
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        The I-95 is the colon of the USA.

        • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI9d1Pch26Y&list=RDhI9d1Pch26Y&start_radio=1

        • Billegh@lemmy.world
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          TIL. I was pretty sure that was New Jersey.

    • everett@lemmy.ml
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      In name only… and, uh, not even that.

    • tomiant@piefed.socialBannedOP
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      If there was a single unbroken tunnel between Miami and New York yes.

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    Fun fact: Mammals(iirc) creatures pretty much start growing at either end; some start at the mouth, others at the ass.

    So every human ever started life as nothing more than an asshole, and some never grew out of it.___

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      All mammals are deuterostomes, they all have the trait of the anus developing before the mouth.

      All vertibrates in fact, among others.

      The other side of things are the protostomes. They all develop a mouth before the anus at some point in development.

      These include insects, bugs, snails, etc.

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        Thanks! I wasn’t sure and was gonna put “creatures” originally.

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      Great - now I can’t think of the womb as anything other than a 3D printer…

    • tomiant@piefed.socialBannedOP
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      Today, on How It’s Made: Anuses

      Have you ever wondered where anuses come from? It all starts with a hole.

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    Wait until you find out how many other sphincters are in your body.

    • tomiant@piefed.socialBannedOP
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      So we’re all just a bunch of assholes?

      • Maiq@piefed.social
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        How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? I knew it I’m surrounded by assholes.

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    So I get this is just a funny thought, but my inner pedant is itching to say this…Sphincter is not your anus, it is a type of muscle. We have several. So, like, no, because the mouth doesn’t behave the way sphincters do. ok thanks for that, carry on with the assmouth jokes lol

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    Your anus is your butt mouth.

    • Soulphite@reddthat.com
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      Ace Ventura’s ass would like a word with you.

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      Nature is beautiful.

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    Now here is a fun and disturbing thought: The skin of your lips is the same type of skin as on your sphincter. Have a good night.

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      Dudes I’m eating

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        With your face anus?

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            • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
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              It’s debatable which end of him spews more shit.

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    We’re all just tubes tubin’ around.

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      Totally tubular, dude!

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    you need to watch human cenepede.

    • regdog@lemmy.world
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      The abridged version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFokXnCCMf8

    • tomiant@piefed.socialBannedOP
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      When all is said and done that is still technically just a face anus connected to a butt mouth, only longer

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    I think you need to look up what the word “directly” means.

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      If you go full topology, it’s actually a single hole.

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      Directly through the hole.

      Hole to hole.

      It’s the same hole.

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    Which is why i kiss and eat ass.

  • a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz
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    Fanus

  • Sergio@piefed.social
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    Fam, you would have RULED 8th grade recess.

    • tomiant@piefed.socialBannedOP
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      I still rule 8th grade recess

  • baller_w@lemmy.zip
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    …with teeth

    • tomiant@piefed.socialBannedOP
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      Now there’s an image

  • Taleya@aussie.zone
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    Fanus

  • kurmudgeon@lemmy.world
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    Hey, OP. Stop talking so much shit!

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