Im very cool and normal
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen dirt owl?
However much speed you can throw John Cleese at
How did you come to adore owls and fowls?
Losten listen lusten
Owls are like if you combined birds and cats. They’re also very stupid. You think they’re dignified but they’re stupid. They are gross and dorky and burp pellets. I love them.
They are gross and dorky and burp pellets.
they’re fowl creatures
Are you or have you ever been a member of the Hexbear community?
Isn’t that a podcast?
Like the drug lord?
Hexochaptrap.
Huh?
Huh? HUH?!
WHAT DOES THAT WORD MEAN? I don’t get it!!
does P = NP?
Does pipis=nonpipis?
why are you gay
Because I can’t stop smoochin’ baddies
cats or dogs?
Oh no my post is breaching containment.
damn, I didn’t see it. Great post. Made me mad
Cats
Correct.
You’re not actually an owl are you?
I am the owl in the heart of the people. The hooting fool that tells you to be cringe.
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what’s your favorite bug and why?
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Is there any relationship between you and Dirt_Owl? Causative, correlative, something else?
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I’ve got a delivery of owl pellets, should I just drop them off under the tree or what?
My favorite bugs are actually bees and ants, because I think they’re cute and I like that they work together.
Dirt_Owl is like Dort_Owl but less dorty and more dirty
Please put a bow on the pellets and leave them at the door, thank you
Bees and ants are adorable
How do ants and bees work together?
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Which of these two doors leads to safety and which one leads to certain doom? 🚪 🚪
Left dooor pls
There is a goat behind the door in the middle Would you like to reconsider?
No I like goats, can I take it on fun adventures?
Yes, good choice
What does a boobie feel like? I’m afraid to touch myself or my partner, and you seem like you might be a sex haver.
Oh right me am lots of the sex
I fogort the question
What is your favorite terrestrial isopod? And you can’t say all of them.
My favorite terrestrial isopod is the only terrestrial isopod afaik, woodlice/rollypolys/pillbugs
But I think hobbiests breed them in cute colors. I like the black and white ones that look like cows
There are LOTS of different terrestrial isopod species! An then people breed each one in different colors and patterns.
Many don’t even roll into a ball!
If you could change π to be 3 would you do it?
I would but I’m scared to break the laws of physics. Last time I did that I accidentally created delta-p (penis)
The π is stored in the 3
What the number on the back of your credit card?
67
Wait that didn’t work it wants 3 digits. Can you double check?
Did you tell your card you love it and give it a smooch?
Well it’s your card and it’s kinda sticky, stuck to the table
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Hey, how’s it going?
Alright I’m a little upset that the world is burning but I’m surviving best I can
I get it, i’m having a touch of insomnia after I went on an unintended caffeine break for a week and then drank a couple of mountain dews, not realizing what would happen
Sometimes, this is what life is
Being awake and seeing the sunrise is a nice little result though, usually i’m waking up too late or i’m too busy to appreciate it, but today, it’s just really nice
Caffine is my bane. I need to give it up
Yeah, it was nice being able to sleep regularly for a while
My suggestion is to ease off of it slowly
Try to do it all at once will give you the meanest headache
Ooooh so thats what that headache is
Oh yeah
It doesn’t help that a lot of headache pills actually have caffeine in them to both make it get into the bloodstream faster and also to settle caffeine withdrawal headaches
Turns out a lot of headaches are just caused by caffeine withdrawal
Caffeine actually does that for people?
not if you regularly consume it. i’ve both had it pep me up and put me to sleep though, brain chemistry is fun.
I’m actually pretty caffeine sensitive
A single coffee is usually enough to keep me awake and alert for 4 to 6 hours
Tell us about a good meal that you ate sometime this week
In made a portabello mushroom pizza that was pretty ok
