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We used to be a real country with sexy witch pinups then woke 1.0 happened.
Using a fire to heat a bathtub is probably an age-old technique but I’d be scared of turning into soup
i already look and smell like potato
that’s a good thing, the Polish girls will love you
“Olga, why are you rubbing sour cream on me…?”
Haunting License
I really want to know what the exam for this looks like. Are there different levels? Like is it easy to be an apparition but if you want to graduate to poltergeist, there are additional requirements? Do you have to get the hauntee to sign a release before you can begin flinging their china around? Is the government really allowing me to cast the evil eye on my neighbor whenever I want or do I have to go through a grievance process first? Like, if his dog pooped in my yard and he didn’t clean it up, do I petition the Witch Court for permission to blight his tomatoes?
I really want to know what the exam for this looks like. Are there different levels?
The blue ribbon does say expert on it.
It’s for population management. If all the people get scared away then the witches have nobody to haunt next year.
good thing she’s licensed because I have a feeling she’ll haunt me
I’ve always really liked the mod/shag hairstyle and kinda want it to come back. The wolf cut is similar I guess.
