Than you for doing halloween content
I didn’t even realize it was October!
That’s OK, it’s usually not October most of the time.
That’s true!
There’s a trick to being able to tell if it’s October. First, go to a big store. If you see a Halloween section, then there’s about a 1/4 chance it’s October, 3x better than the usual 1/12 chance of guessing it correctly.
And for even more accuracy, if the candy is on clearance, you missed October this year.
Thank you for creating cemetery content!
That’s where dead people go! Thanks for engaging!
Coincidentally, that’s also where living people go sometimes.
To die.
Or to hunt bluetooth vampires.
To kill.
I want to see sexy vampire Bean!
You think he got bitten by a vampire and turned?!
Or the other way around!
Wow…
She looks a little bit familiar. Also, where the eff did bean go?
Elf Bean?!
The elves got bean?!
I hate those guys!
Thank you for creating compulsively engaging conspiracy content that I will definitely engage with at face value and never question!
Far out! Thanks for engaging!
@pmjv Where can I find the mailing list for my local Ninja Council?
I think I’m starting to piece some clues together on how Bean got infected with BPD…
Is it home abuse?
Lets just say panel 3 suggests he’s not the only one with BPD, I just didn’t realize humans could get it too!
Or maybe Zimmer’s BF is actually 3 beans in a trenchcoat
Matt Walsh?! He can’t keep getting away with giving all of our disney princesses BPD!
He could be patient zero!
I wonder if BPD is an STD.
We’ll have to ask a bean doctor!
It’s like a witch doctor, but for beans!
God fucking damnit Bean! You had the zannies! I sold them to you!!!
:o
Thank you for continuing content!
I know who’s searching for vampires and smokes whatever bean smokes in graveyards at night…
Who?!
Don’t you know the story about that one french girl who didn’t want to wait for her romantic vampire to come so she took the matters into her own hands and dyed her hair with schwarzkopf?
Yes, this one!
Cmon, tell… what is it?
This one https://lemmy.world/post/46740612
You should ask sl he has the paper version of it.
Is that what it’s about?!
Yes. It’s the story of a girl in the 90’s or early 2000’s who dyed her hair and try to find a vampire to become a vampire herself. But it doesn’t happen and she works at McDonald’s and grows old. And there’s a twist at the end.
And in the sequel she unplugs (and kills) all her relatives which are plugged in with neuralinks. This one is in french and english and fun.
I wanted to make a third issue but I got depressed and high and then I had to work…
Romeo and Juliet? I didn’t know he was a vampire.
Maybe she was. Who knows?
She died in the comic.
I like how the cemetery at night looks like a surface of a completely different planet. It matches my personal experience of things looking different at night.
Funhole Peaks Cemetery is on Venus actually.
I think they’re on the moon
