The Onion buys conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’
www.theguardian.com
Satirical news outlet purchases media platform run by Alex Jones at a court-ordered auction

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.caEnglish
    23·
    8 days ago

    I hope they own Jones’ likeness to the point where they can give DJs the rights to remix his shouts into something of value.

      • theangryseal@lemmy.worldEnglish
        15·
        8 days ago

        This just in! I’m turning my frickin’ self gay! I’m selling the supplements that will get you there too! The deep state wants to control us! NO MORE! You’re not gonna get my frickin’ dna to fight in your wars! You’re not gonna push us around!

        eats handful of supplements

        These Pro-homoerotics are literally the best on the market. I just now took them and I already want to tear my clothes off and throw the cameraman on this table!

        Help support InfoWars and fight the deep state! I can’t do this without you guys and now I want to do you guys!