return2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 2 days agoMembers of Congress again outperformed the stock market, report showsfortune.comexternal-linkmessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1465arrow-down13
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minus-squareFeloniousPunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 days agoMakes me want to turn to a life of crime.
minus-squareroofuskit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoYeah but you have to have a lot of money to get elected.
minus-squaredoctortofu@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-22 days agoProblem is, unless you’re rich and powerful crimes tend to have consequences - they only “just let you do it” when your account balance already has a certain number of digits…
minus-squareFeloniousPunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 hours agoI pledge a chicken in every mosh pit
Makes me want to turn to a life of crime.
Yeah but you have to have a lot of money to get elected.
Problem is, unless you’re rich and powerful crimes tend to have consequences - they only “just let you do it” when your account balance already has a certain number of digits…
FeloniousPunk for Congress.
I pledge a chicken in every mosh pit