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Missmuffet@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago

I summon shid in your pant

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I summon shid in your pant

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Missmuffet@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago
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  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Wizard fight?

  • Goat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Cast the constipation spell instead

    shit in pants is temporary, bloating and persistent abdominal discomfort 24/7 can drive a person insane

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    Testicular torsion quickly becomes boring when you figure out that you can just teleport away the air out of their lungs, turning the lungs to mush

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Me, who has 120% Reflection on my equipment:

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      • Shampiss@sh.itjust.works
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        Lol where is this from?

    • Missmuffet@lemmy.worldOP
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      sweats

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    Itchy bones

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      My mind put a r in there

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        Itchy brones

    • Ace! _SL/S@ani.social
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      Thanks Satan

  • Femcowboy@lemm.ee
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    Might I remind you that “shit” can be used with the spell command.

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      Cum

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        😩

        • lesnout27@lemm.ee
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          By any chance, was your Daddy a Femcow and your mama was a boy?

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          Impressive, you had 6 seconds

  • rumschlumpel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Meh, I have already have IBS.

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    jokes on you, I don’t have any pants

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    I know for a fact that I will probably get my ass handed to me by the US Government for what I may do with magic powers in real life.

    Luckily I don’t live in fantasy land in my head I live in reality. Despite being a digimon.

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