We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I’ve never had communication so effortless. It’s like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that’s how you know)!
After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.
Til Fediverse chick spam is my rage trigger.
i was really confused for a second, until i discovered it was good bait.
Good shitpost.
I know this is a shitpost, but a dating community on Lemmy has potential.
You picked NICHOLE? Instead of ME, NICHOLAS? HOW DARE YOU?!? 😡😡😡
(Btw you can call me the TSAR OF THE GREAT RUSSIAN EMPIRE 🤗)
So this is how I find out I’ve been dumped.
She’s just doing this to make me jealous
Hilarious joke, but I wish it was posted to /c/shitpost instead. It will get removed from here, making a good joke lost.
Cross posted it there just now. Thanks for reminding.
The crosspost will be removed too if this one does, though, right?
Nope. Cross posts are a copy of the original post, so it won’t go away when the original post gets removed.
Cool. Thanks for the info.
Quality shitpost.
That’s my polish girlfriend!!! She writes me a lot, she must love me. This cannot be!
Motherfucker, that’s my girlfriend!
This is an incredible shitpost. Every lemmy-specific meme so far has felt forced and lame but this one is a thing of beauty.
Is this an AI thing? It’s an AI thing, isn’t it.
Edit: oh, just some normal bot I guess. I got the implication this was someone they were actually video chatting with.
normal bot
Are you suggesting there are abnormal, or even paranormal bots? 😱
Hatman bot is watching you sleep…
My esteemed @Lemminary@lemmy.world, we’ve got much more options than that.
It was generated organically and heavy users know where it is from haha
Oh yeah, I saw her-- She was “single and in my area”, so OP and I must be neighbors. Hey Neighbor.
So … this person is actually secretly connecting y’all together by having you bond over the shared experience?
Amazing!
Hole brothers! So holesome!
losers, I get scammed by girls who are WAY hotter!
I have to give credit for this scammer knowing the Lemmy audience. Would they have as much of a chance of replies with a generic supermodel picture here?
That’s a neat observation
“Not gonna be active on Fediverse tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t PM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because i’ll be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Fediverse degenerates (because i’ll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)”
I don’t understand. 😵💫
New pasta arrived
kind of. the fediverse version of the discord copypasta.
Praise His Noodliness for his great beneficence!
