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Cake day: August 23rd, 2023

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  • Ohh, they weren’t CPUs? (like in >!Hyperion cantos!< by Dan Simmons)

    I prob just assumed it/headcanoned it bcs just the batteries is ofc stupid.

    would kill people

    (Crashing your “computer” doesn’t usually fry your CPU, just crashes the software, nor does 100% CPU load necessarily crash your PC, just keep the CPU cool and within safe amperage/voltage specs)


    Yes! But they have spares, and hot & cold redundancies. Just wait for the reboot, the robots do all the admin work (wait, the Matrix robots are not furries? Another stupid script inconsistency/decision!)

    And now try with a bit less cheese/a smaller ass.
    You gotta find a spot that those brainholes can still process in real time - it’s not just the point to see at what size your butt crashes the system, but also to see what’s the max butt size you it can still successfully process twerking - the true cosmic clappening.

    Imagine billions of people thinking at 100% capacity about every detail of your butt.




  • Yeah, this is the thing that didn’t make the Matrix chars realistic to me - I would innately try to crash the system. Not abandon it, just crash it, wait for reboot, you know, find the limits, really make peoples brainholes in those comfy pods work for it.

    Sure, ofc I would spawn a trillion wheels of cheese over a city.

    Naturally I would grow my ass that big it would dwarf any super-massive black hole (and in the process make sure Uranus gets into myanus).

    Absolutely I would kill all other processes to see just how good it can run Doom.

    You think I wouldn’t install the most cursed and most blessed of mods?