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30 days ago
电子烟肺损伤牛油果





guy who realizes he’s about to win and tries to drop out on election day because he got nervous


oh yeah, you know those dried up bits around the cap? how about an entire slice of that? 


WORLDWIDE ALERT: i shat my pants haelp





because he left that to engels, who’s also known for his famous sketch of your wife topless


only bougies have enough time for sex


saturn
he even ate his own son because he was jealous at how much he was getting laid


it’s an expression of pain


better than the 2030s


maybe they’ll convince it to sail home after a friendly chat about mutual benefit and win-win cooperation


i made it the fuck up