Old Jimmy Twodicks

I did this and had some success with it during the semester, but when it came time for exams, we had to install anti-cheat software with the assistance of the university’s IT department. They realized that a VM is a pretty effective way around the software, so I had to take all my exams with a proctor staring at me.

It’s the only reason anybody watches any of his fights, but the dickweed keeps winning. Everything about this fight suggests that he’s gonna finally get his face caved in, but I’m not holding my breath.

Four-flushing worm-headed sack of monkey shit

This is art.

[Washed Police crash through the window]

No, you’re thinking of two knives.

You had me at “injecting a cock-”

Sikhs in the City

This is art

Muammar Gaddafi was dragged out of a drainage ditch by Misrata militia members, partially stripped, and repeatedly stabbed in the ass with something sharp (it’s tough to tell from the video, but it’s some kind of stick or knife). They then chucked him onto the back of a truck, but he fell off onto the ground as they pulled away. They then stuck him into an ambulance. He was pronounced dead at a hospital a short time later.

I’m sorry, I just don’t recognize those, but I’d love to learn them!

Either works, really.

English:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Spanish:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

French:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

German:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Italian:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Greek:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Mongolian:

᠐ ᠑ ᠒ ᠓ ᠔ ᠕ ᠖ ᠗ ᠘ ᠙ ᠑᠐

You need to add the magnet link to your torrent client. Right-click, copy the link, and then add that link in the client (Transmission or qbittorrent or whatever you have). The exact procedure varies based on the client, but it usually involves a big green plus sign icon and pasting the magnet link into a designated field.

Macaroni and fuck it

We asked her if she was excited to go to the pool tomorrow.

“Yeah! I can’t swallow gum.”

She’s never had a piece of gum in her life.

I use Voice by Paul Woitaschek (available on F-Droid). It has a nice, simple interface and a few really useful features. I’ve gone through dozens of audiobooks in various formats with it and haven’t had any problems yet.

Yeah, this is going into the rotation