Lucky it was a black bear.

This is my surprised face

I’d swap the toast for a flour tortilla and make a breakfast burrito.

I think it involves scissors

1. Camelot
2. King Arthur
3. Wales

Yes all them other peoples had the sex so you could also have the sex.

Waymo be like

That’s just because your mom and dad had the sexy time. Before that your grandparents had the sexy time. And that process continues all the way back to Mitochondrial Eve.

TLDR a lot of sex was had to eventually produce you. So no pressure, but don’t screw up all that effort that was put in over the ages.

Quick everyone pose like an action movie poster.

It’s gonna be a lot better if you focus on doing things you can. Hopefully most of those things are enjoyable and fulfilling. Somethings will be hard though. That’s ok because it helps you enjoy the good.

Edit: words get harder the more rum you have

I’m guessing they will also only process visas of certain phenotypes.

One of my favorite struggle meals as I kid that I still make from time to time. I use potatoes andouille onions and bell peppers for mine.

To symbolize their desire to assfuck all the workers they can cut from payrolls.

Which shoe polish goes good with American biscuits and gravy?

Reminds of raves back in the day