Businesses and personalities have different sets of followers on different social platforms and this is an easier way to give everyone the same content.

Sure, some people are going to use it with spambots, but it does have legitimate purpose for real people.

An… iPad?

I like to invoke the old magic of installing from a disc.

Smallest Japanese bill is ¥1,000 (about $8 USD).

Listening to the hosts of a lot of my podcasts talk about how “the next four years are going to be tough.”

…

Bro, you have children and LGBT friends, are you being serious?

I’m honestly shocked the Weather icon doesn’t just show the current weather at this point.

“Can you paint with all the colors of my brain?”

Oh, well, if the Kremlin says it’s not true…

The Japanese Conservative Party has almost no power. They are considered extremists. They really are just a bunch of loony toons that get almost no press coverage outside of bullshit like this.

The ruling Liberal Party is the non-extremist conservative party. (The irony is not lost on me.)

Damn, you just made me realize that I haven’t seen any old men with seven phones bolted to the handlebar of their bicycle cruising around and randomly stopping.

COVID executed Pokemon Go. Replaced it with Animal Crossing.

Must be California.

guitar riff

“Wasabi, do you ever wonder why we’re here?”

They’re allowed to use the approved greetings:

“Blessed be the fruit.” and “Under his eyes.”

I don’t see any grass in that cubicle.

Anything read by LeVar Burton.

That was more like a DDoS attack, but yeah.

“The roads must roll!”

Someone in Japan is a Heinlein fan.

The story about how Apple got its name is basically that.

The original employees were brainstorming what to call the company. Steve said just call it Apple. Everyone hated that idea. Steve barked back and said if none of you can come up with a better name than that, we’re calling it Apple. And the rest is history.

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Team Rocket tried to hold up a PokeCenter in episode 2!