Oh noes!

No one prays harder than a scientist waiting for a peer review.

Seeing Teamspeak outlive Discord just keeps making me laugh.

Twonks is the right amount of stupid.

Great, now that song is stuck in my head.

These unavoidable days suck. Faltering does not mean failing. Your kids are the age where if you fuck up, and feel bad about it, they can feel you. When they see old dad return, they’ll write it off. They might not even remember it come morning.

It has to be a frequent, recurring problem before they start to expect it or lose faith in the dad they already know.

Throw your hands up and make a face, today got the better of you. Tomorrow, it won’t.

Perfect time in history to just start transporting antimatter.

[H2O as plasma has entered the chat]

“We can’t give women the vote! They’ll run amok!”

Women running amok:

Both of those questions have no clear answer.

Your base is coming along nicely.

It either breaks your fall or you leave a hole that is a perfect silhouette of your prone figure.

Didn’t care if it was even plugged in, it made a cool sound.

Also, we call first dibs on all your water. Then we’re gonna dump our waste in whatever is left of it.

“Tinman will prosecute.”

“Oops… I Did It Again” sung in a Cockney accent.

“You can spend your scrip at the company store.”

Damn,that dog has aged gracefully.