It was such a tremendous waste of time.

It was a beautiful journey that I won’t ever forget, I listen to the music to this day, but it occupied so MUCH of my 20S & 30s that I could have accomplished so much and done so many more important things if I had even just regulated the number of hours a day I spent on it.

I didn’t, I couldn’t, I just disappeared into it. Textbook destructive addition.

Adults understand that it’s generational differences between opening up about uniqueness and simply hiding it to fit in, kids just like the music and dancing.

Adults also make a face with how much it’s a copy of Frozen’s premise.

“Thomas had never gone off the rails so much in his life.”

Can’t get sunburnt if there’s no sun.

taps forehead

Maybe the exercise should be limited to all ferrous metals just became inert.

We just lost all data still being stored on magnetic drives and mediums.

Compasses just became useless.

A lot of medical and scientific equipment suddenly stopped working.

The MagSafe charger on my computer just fell off.

We’re clean out of forests, now we’re just de-woodsing.

Did the crabs get ‘em?

That’s probably the most badass farm I’ve ever seen.

Every time I carve a pumpkin, this is what the morning after looks like:

“Now listen here, you little shit…”

In the past, there was no Halloween holiday. Christmas (and winter, in general) was when the ghosts came out.

Always have.©

The song literally says “They’ll be scary ghost stories.”

Funny you say that, in Japan it’s common to get business magnets in your junk mail. Stuff like cleaners, in-home therapy, etc.

This is all I can see:

Even in the US, there are many pedestrian-only streets with restaurants. Or at least outdoor patios that are away from the roads.

My personal favorite is indoor restaurants at shopping centers with an ice rink, so you can smell the propane emissions from the Zamboni and hear children screaming.

Yeah, that just makes this so sinister.

What I mean is that my fridge doesn’t have a screen. So if Panasonic decided to show me ads on a fridge where the most complicated feature is the ice maker, that would be a neat trick.

Here’s what they look like on my fridge:

I would not buy appliances with ads,
I would not buy them, Sam-I-Am.

Throw me at a cop. Pick up the bloodied brick. Not just to hide the murder weapon, but because that’s the cornerstone of your new house. Those stains will be a great conversation starter.