Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?
Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.
Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
That is to help with the seamen sample collection, obviously.
It flushes the urine
How do they prevent cross-contamination ?
I thought it was a hoax when I couldn’t find anything on “urinebot”, but “urobot” brings this up.
Waiting until someone shits on it
I mean, did they need to make it person shaped…?
Why does it have arms, Taiwan? Why does the piss-bot have arms!?
it moonlights at the fertility clinic.
To hold my beer.
I’m not ENTIRELY repulsed…
Why is it humanoid at all, and why are there several dark spots that could be for cameras that have a clear view of where you’ll be hanging loose?
This thing is so many layers of unnecessary on top of analyzing pee…
Humanoid robots deserve trash can
I like that it’s pretending to be a urinal. Don’t mind me, I’m just a regular ole piss receptacle. I bet it likes it. Good for it.
Reminds me of “The Island”, they had pretty much the same thing, just without the weird optics.
What do the hands do?
Its for after you pee where it pats you on the back and says “good job champ” in traditional mandarin.
They can hold it for you so you don’t have to wash your hands after.
But who washes the robot’s hands?
The friends we made along the way
WHY IS IT HUMAN-SHAPED
If your toilet was powered by an AGI, do you want it to like your waste or hate it?
It should taste as good as the test results. “God dammit Melvin I thought I told you to quit smoking last time!”
Erick, I see you’ve been eating a lot more pineapple recently…
“UWU PEE IN ME!”
Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?
Taiwan makes everything anthropomorphic! They’ve got an anthropomorphic version of the mass damper on top of the Taipei 101:
They probably could’ve just made a mascot version of this robot but… eh.
The hands are so it can do sperm samples
And prostate exams.
Often at the same time!
… where can one buy such an … assistant?
It really, really didn’t need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.
What animal did you want?
Sea urchin
Is “none” an animal?
I really hope it has nice and distinguished buttocks, like really caked up, a real piss storage unit back there with an extra wheel just to support each cheek.
Well it’s a robot. Duh. This is what robots look like.
I wonder if the helmet visor is functional.
I have been told its FULLY functional.
Settle down Dr Soong, let’s get those ethical subroutines ironed out first.
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Why does urinebot need arms and hands?
To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.
What about my nipples?
Do you not have arms and hands?
Fuck you.
I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?
(Good job)
What I actually read was:
Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the HR, it happened again”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.
It helpfully holds your dick for you whilst urinating.
“The design is very human.”
Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine
Won’t let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze
- Harder!
- What?? I meanCommand not recognised, please seek help
- What?
For a friendly shake.
Can’t wait for dungeater-bot
To give back the croutons obviously.
