I would abolish toilets without bidets. You would be legally required to have a bidet in all bathrooms, private and public. Worldwide!

Completed a torrent I was downloading for almost 2 years by adding trackers from this list. It helps!

I never did a DNA test but both my parents did… How screwed am I?

Art of the deal!

I laughed super hard when I saw the ciggies.

USA ‘land of the free’

It’s funny if you think about it: Plant makes chemical (capsaicin) to help it thrive > humans love the painful spice, start growing and propagating peppers > Peppers spread grow like crazy. Evolution working exactly as it should

Sometimes my mind goes dark places like nihilism, but deep down I think we should all be nice to each other.