70s alarm clock

Home made matches. Cut a strip of cardboard and dip the end in vasoline …light it. It’s flammable

Bring back Chad Vader

It’s on like Donkey Kong

Is it the racket , the ball or playing style that changed?

There’s music in the background and nobody hears it

People don’t think it be like it is, but it do

Hey! Where can I get me an abduct-a-fridge? I love lasagna

Wiley coyotes acme shopping list

The beginning of the balkanization of the internet

Wait…don’t you need AOL just to get to the Internet?

Oh finally! An ai robot that will do my dishes while I create art

Just ask it: Listen brother…you going to play nice with my ring?

Quick! Switch from token maxing to token minning…

Jingle bells Batman smells…

Next up; admin instructions to translate LinkedIn spam to Jive

Oh no! If it succeeds, we’ll have a bunch of new programming languages

Finally! Faster than light travel has been achieved!

30 degrees Fahrenheit is below freezing

Funny how legislators are scared of Chinese cars crossing the Mexican border