throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoWhat do you think will be the cause of your death?message-squaremessage-square107fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you think will be the cause of your death?throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square107fedilinkfile-text
I think for me, its either: (Ranked by most to least likely) Heart Attack Suicide (Probably by Jumping) Hit by a vehicle Murdered by a family member
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 days agoElectrocuted by equipment belonging to the AHA?
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoNa, already been zapped at 240v mains voltage didn’t do much.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoI would read a book about a mild-mannered IT expert who simply can’t be killed, but otherwise goes about their job normally.
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·3 days agoProblem is if you work in IT long enough you aren’t mild mannered anymore because of how dumb people are and how no one listens to you.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoI would also read a book about an IT expert that curses under their breath frequently.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoThen, they need to write novels. Here are some suggestions to help them get started: To Code a Mockingbird Pride and Protocols The Git Gatsby The Old Man and the C Java Eyre Brave New Web The Lord of the Pings The Catcher in the GUI Crime and Compilation A Tale of Two Servers Wuthering .htaccess Anna Kernel-nina Great Exceptions
Electrocuted by equipment belonging to the AHA?
Na, already been zapped at 240v mains voltage didn’t do much.
I would read a book about a mild-mannered IT expert who simply can’t be killed, but otherwise goes about their job normally.
Problem is if you work in IT long enough you aren’t mild mannered anymore because of how dumb people are and how no one listens to you.
I would also read a book about an IT expert that curses under their breath frequently.
That’s everyone in IT
Then, they need to write novels. Here are some suggestions to help them get started:
To Code a Mockingbird
Pride and Protocols
The Git Gatsby
The Old Man and the C
Java Eyre
Brave New Web
The Lord of the Pings
The Catcher in the GUI
Crime and Compilation
A Tale of Two Servers
Wuthering .htaccess
Anna Kernel-nina
Great Exceptions