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Pro@reddthat.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 days ago

Pharmacist

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Pharmacist

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Pro@reddthat.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 days ago
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  • AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca
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    19 hours ago

    Maybe they are looking at you like that because the condoms are right in the aisle behind you.

    • astutemural@midwest.social
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      Not everywhere. Some places have them behind the counter because the owners are terminally Puritan-brained.

  • jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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    I remember once in college buying condoms when the cashier was my (woman) friend’s mom. I’m pretty sure she thought I was fucking her daughter, since we hung out a lot, but I wasn’t and had no interest. Still got a stink eye.

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    No adult will judge you for buying and using protection from STDs and avoiding unplanned pregnancy.

    • gigiocor@lemmy.eco.br
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      One of the most awkward interactions I’ve ever had was when I went to buy condoms and the guy at the counter said “they’re so expensive!! That’s why I don’t use them. But you’re doing the right thing, I am the one wrong”

      • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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        My favourite quote on the topic:
        “If you cannot afford buying condoms, then you certainly cannot afford not buying condoms.”

    • astutemural@midwest.social
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      You’re right, it’s just that sometimes the people working at or owning the store are several-decade-old children.

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      This is so dumb. The joke is how OP feels he’ll be looked at. Yeah. No. A condom is nothing to a pharmacist. LOL my god, can you imagine the shit they get asked every day?!

      • xylol@leminal.space
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        Do some places keep condoms behind the pharmacy counter?

        How are you supposed to try them on?

      • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz
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        Exactly, they’re too busy judging the junkies coming in for their methadone to worry about how ugly op is.

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    “Just one? Pathetic.”

    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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      Two and a half condoms then.

  • MNByChoice@midwest.social
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    Stop having sex with the Pharmacist.

    • The Rizzler@feddit.org
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      There’s some sexy ladies working as pharmacists…that’s a tall order

  • Billegh@lemmy.world
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    Just one? Gross.

    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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      One owner, lightly used.

  • The Rizzler@feddit.org
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    My ex girlfriend works at a convenience store late night. I buy packets of condoms when she’s on duty there

    • xylol@leminal.space
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      She dosnt get mad that you have sex with others?

      Oh didnt see the ex part

      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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        Nowhere did it say that they were having sex with others either. The condoms are obviously for decoration around the apartment.

  • xylol@leminal.space
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    Are the teeny weeny ones behind the counter?

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    Simple problems have simple solutions. Just don’t buy them.

    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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      Calm down Pope Leo

    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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      Some places also have vending machines for them.

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