Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...

Hofmaimaier@feddit.org · 14 天前

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social · 13 天前

What’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?

drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works · 13 天前

Well if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social · 13 天前

Why would you go back to humans?!

drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works · 13 天前

I mean if it’s your job…

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 13 天前

Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get

squaresinger@lemmy.world · 13 天前

Pokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.

brsrklf@jlai.lu · 12 天前

Depends. Some of them don’t even believe in viruses at all.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 13 天前

Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.

The more you know!

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 天前

excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods

I Cast Fist@programming.dev · 13 天前

capturable gods

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 12 天前

So it doesn’t turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 13 天前

Pokérus

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 13 天前

PSTD not to be confused with PTSD.

🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social · 13 天前

PSTD

Pee is Stored in The Dick?

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 13 天前

Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 12 天前

Poke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it