This guy has ruined satire news…
Satire now would just be him doing anything like a normal sane president.
Trump is a genius inventor: he keeps coming up with new ways to take bribes
It’s a coin operated system. Insert $25M for the next 6 days of peace.
And it won’t be by GDP either. He will ask the exact same amount from each country. If you’re too small to pay, you get conquered
On Friday, the White House presented the composition of “a founding Executive Board”, consisting exclusively of figures loyal to Trump: his Middle East adviser Steve Witkoff, his son-in-law Jared Kushner, Secretary of State Marco Rubio and former UK prime minister Tony Blair.
It’s astonishing how often Tony Blair manages to find new ways to be a massive fucking disappointment. It’s like he’s already concluded that he’s going to hell for the whole Iraq thing so he’d may as well lean into it by being a huge cunt while he’s alive.
I thought the same thing. I mean the whole Iraq thing could be seen as a misjudgement in hindsight. Now though he just looks evil.
Noice country ya have here, vary vary noice…would be a shame if someone invaded it…wunnit?
Nobody expects…
The Gambino Inquisition!
First one trump invited is ofcourse putin … ???
Rimmer: United America? Who’s that?
Kryten: Well, at the end of the 23rd century, America attempted to bring peace to the world by asking every nation on Earth to sign a peace treaty.
Any nation that refused, they invaded.
Now, a war ensued that was called the War Against War. Those countries who went to war because they were so against war, they were prepared to go to war to fight in a war against war, called themselves United America.
(Sorry can’t find a better source)
I was not prepared for how Craig Charles looked in that clip.
But then I gave up on the show ages ago. The Series 6 finale was the end as far as I’m concerned.
That’s what years of curry and lager in deep space does to you.
Krytens skin is still young looking though.
Seemingly Cat hasn’t aged at all.
Black don’t crack.
Kryten’s looking a little worse for wear, but has still fared a lot better than Data in that Picard series.
A “Board of Peace” membership and a 100 Euro bill are worth 100 Euros combined.
Why can’t they just make a Discord server for free instead??
Every pro Trumper I know also has a deep fear of the UN or some shadowy organisation controlling the world. Every conversation ended up with “Well at least he will take back power from the elites”. Now Trump declares he wants to rule the world, and outlines their exact fears as his plan and they are silent. No comment. Why are people so stupid? And pathetically so. It not even hard to see how ridiculous this guy is, but people are still bowing down to it.
Literally just tribalism. Trump is on “their team”, therefore whatever he says is good.
Always projection. As long as it’s their guy doing it, yay team.
It’s WWE politics.
I still remember when people were fearmongering about Obama enacting martial law.
They seem to just really, really love the boot. They’re only particular about the brand, it seems.
He’s fucking delusional.
The next 90 days will decide if the EU is a puppet state of the US.
By the soldier count on Greenland right now, it’s lookin kinda sus. They couldn’t defend a movie theater rn.
Lol, tell me you don’t understand posturing without telling me you don’t understand posturing
Either Trump is bluffing, you guys are, or both.
Look up trip wire troops and you’ll understand.
The soldiers are symbolic. Any attack on them is an attack on all of Europe (well those countries present in Greenland).
If you are going to have a war, you don’t want 1000s of your best soldiers stuck in a snowdrift.
Any nation that joins this farcical board makes itself a vassal to the US. I kinda expect random small nations with low stakes in the UN to go for it, to suck up to tRump and try to curry favor. For them, becoming a vassal will be moving up in the world. But any self-respecting European nation needs to double down on its commitments to Europe.
Who becomes chairman when trump leaves office? The next US president, a senior member of the board, or is it a position for life? Or is he so convinced that he’ll never leave office that he didn’t bother describing that in the charter?
He’s trying to make himself
chancellorking of the world.Also Europe having a few dozen soldiers on Greenland is more of a deterrent. It says “you attack here, you’re attacking all of us,” and it also acts as an assurance to Denmark that the other nations will respond if something happens. Since Article 5 wouldn’t apply if attacked by another NATO country…
to suck up to tRump and try to curry favor.
Give the bully your lunchbox and she’ll want your lunchbox tomorrow.
A board of peace - after telling the Norwegian prime minister that he’s not committed to peace anymore because he didn’t get the peace price (and no, the PM doesn’t control the peace price)
It costs money to join the axis? This will break the future Hearts of Iron IX mechanics.
Nah, they will add DLC to play as axis, but it’s subscription only.
TL;DR: Trump decides to let countries pay him a billion dollars to join his own UN ripoff
Kinda like TrumpU? If anything, he’s consistent in him MO.
The stupid thing about this is the US already has a disproportionate amount of influence in the UN. Greed is something that can’t ever be satisfied.
Trump isn’t getting $1B from countries joining the UN.
Should take this chance to say you can’t be part of both and kick us out of the un
Can we start a go fund me to remove him from office since no one else with the power has the balls to do so?
Hire like a mercenary army to overthrow him?
This is pretty much how US politics already works. Trust me, all of us combined don’t have enough money.
Or maybe we can start an alternative government of the United States as a micronation with a distinct name, flag, seal and such.
Just buy out the senate
You know, most of the Supreme Court justices do have a prixr. Let’s find it.
We can tell every interested country/party/whatever to fund it with $1bn US. 👍
