• otacon239@feddit.de
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    9 months ago

    I’ve been tempted recently to pick up a pocket trumpet to pick up my skull from high school. I’m always just worried about annoying the neighbors lol.

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      9 months ago

      pick up a pocket trumpet

      Are you absolutely certain this isn’t a weird euphemism for masturbation? Because it sure seems like one!

      pick up my skull from high school

      Were you in a very faithful production of Hamlet or did you just collect bones? 🤔